I want this on my blog always.
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
You’re just a child and people tell
you that knights are for protecting
kings and not rescuing little girls.
You’re just a child and the guilt
shimmers like the memory of
your mother’s and father’s touch.
You’re just a child and your hands
are no longer shaking when he
speaks your name and leers.
You’re just a child and she told you
that most women are shiny jewels
that belong on the rings of men.
You’re no longer a child and they
will shave your wolf pelt to dip you
in lion’s fur so that you’ll grow a mane.
Your fangs are replaced and sharper
than they were when you were a cub.
They’ve mistaken your wolf’s howl for a lion’s roar.
"There’s a whole thing about it where you’re like, a little kid, because you actually just have to remember that cowboys vs. indians game you played when you were little, and there was something about just being imaginative to go there and allow yourself to go there. I gained a new appreciation for a lot of these actors who do a lot of action movies. There’s a reason why Tom Cruise is good at what he does in every movie and why he does his own stunts… it’s not the easiest thing, to kind of pick up a gun and shoot and look cool and not blink because you’re firing these loud noises, it’s a whole art in itself."
black widow/ Чёрная вдова/ chernaya vdova/ natalia alianovna romanova/ natasha romanoff
midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head
instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME